O, saves are good to have at times.
Bring timely points; come oft nines.
A closer king is but a must,
Lest your team chokes on others’ dust.
A Lights-Out Lidge or Frankie-K
Is great if his team wins that day.
But Dan Kolb stinks. LaTroy does, too.
And Baez, Graves, and Takatsu.
B.J. Ryan’s been a stud.
And Nathan (Joe) has been no dud.
Wagner’s good if the Phils would win.
Rivera? Book is out on him.
Borowski’s hurt, Guillermo’s down.
Armando won’t soon come to town.
Izzy’s gone for not too long,
For Percival, the price was wrong.
The Brazoban has pitched quite great,
But now he’s stuck back in the eighth.
“GAME OVER!” Shout it. Sing with pride,
For Gagne’s back to strike the side.
by Deacon (5/12/05), with apologies to MRG
Posted by chefchuddy at April 12, 2006 02:39 PM | TrackBack