I figured out why Senator John Kerry is running away from the pack in the Democratic primaries: he has the fluffiest hair. That’s probably why President Clinton got the nomination as well. That’s also why Dick Gephardt never stood a chance, his hair is just not fluffy enough.
I also heard that Kerry might have trouble selling Americans on his image of being just a regular guy. FOX News reported that Kerry is notorious about butting in line. I wonder if he just jumps in front of people or if he’s more of the phase-in sort of butter.
Posted by at February 12, 2004 09:59 AMFluffy hair definately influences my voting practices. That's why I always request an 8"x10" glossy photo of all of the candidates before I make a final decision.
Based on my observations of follicular fluffitude, Al Sharpton should be the winner. I'm lovin' that funky mane.
Posted by: ron at February 12, 2004 10:19 AMThat is too funny, since I voted for neither guy I am not up on the forsaid runners. I have watched with amazement as they criss-cross the nation working the public.
Posted by: Tony Campbell at February 12, 2004 01:59 PMAs I write, we have 15 hours, 53 minutes, and 17 seconds until pitchers and catchers report, and only 55 day, 22 hours, and 58 minutes, and 17 seconds until the opening pitch. Of course by now all those times have changed.
Posted by: Deacon Blues at February 13, 2004 07:06 PM