Having been a father now for three weeks, I've learned something about babies
(at least mine). Most people think babies are good at three things: eating,
sleeping, and expelling gas from one end or another. In truth, they're only good
at eating and sleeping. Their inability to burp and poop seems to cause more
trouble and frustration in their little lives than anything else. The sad face
in the picture below was caused by just such a frustration (although she was
upset about that Edgar Martinez thing too). I find it amazing that the sorts of
bodily functions that get you in trouble when you're five are encouraged when
you're an infant.