I'll tell you what I like about those Chinese people: you never have to wonder
what is or isn't allowed at their resturaunts. At all the places here in Monroe
they have a rule for every imaginable situation. They've got the standard
"Please Wait to be Seated" and the rules about checks, but I counted nine other
placards telling you, the customer, just exactly was is or isn't permissable.
You may only smoke in the designated smoking area, which makes sense - afterall
they named the sections, but you may not smoke cigars or pipes, only cigarettes.
And if you get a to-go order you may only have two packets of sauce per saucable
item. Don't even think of asking for more.